Month One, Day Sixteen

I don't know which would be worse - to be pregnant, or to be not pregnant.

To be not pregnant would be disappointing.

To be pregnant would mean I will be giving birth to a child with a defective brain and severe personality and behaviour disorders, due to going on a massive bender shortly after conception.

But then, to have not gone a bender, and to still be not pregnant, would have been completely bloody rubbish and life-denying.

So. Next month.

To bender, or not to bender?

You decide.

To bender or not to bender when trying to conceive?
	Yes
	No
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